More issues than vogue

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geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

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theperksofbeingliley:

pizza:

Life Hack #53957
How to give a blowjob (to a giant penis)
By tumblr user moistbottom

I almost didn’t press play

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durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee:Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp:Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

tiny-fierce:

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

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^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

I could want few things less than my Facebook friends to see what I post here. xD

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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